Im back and I hate myself more then ever
I rolled down a hill while taking a panorama for this one
IT LOOKS LIKE A PUDDLE THAT LEADS INTO AN ALTERNATE WORLD
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
hi i’d like to see more of the avengers interacting with the press both positively and negatively and them showing up on tabloids and getting in fights because “but i’m dating natasha!” “well, this headline clearly says she’s having my kid, i don’t know what to tell you” “both of you are wrong, i’m married to maria now”
“clint, can you please pass me a napkin”
“fuck off, steve, i know you’re having an affair with tony”
“i-what”
steve and bruce dont pay attention to the headlines. tony has jarvis show him the best ones. thor doesn’t understand any of this but he’s seen clint reading magazines with their faces on the cover so he just accepts it. natasha secretly is the one who wrote half the articles but she tells no one
there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander
It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….
the proof is out there
Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’
As much as I dislike gossip rags, if I lived in the MCU I would be a regular subscriber of super hero tabloids.
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This commercial spills so much tea 👆🏾
DUUUUUDE. I’m going to show this to the next batch of Ignorants who go “Wow! Your English is very good for an Asian!”
